I just had a thought: Imagine a god, as in an entity with substance and form. What if it were being paid to do the job it may or may not be doing? I mean let's consider this. There's God, doing his (my humblest apologies for the sexist assumption) tax, and he looks at his group certificate. How much does he pull down a year? I mean he's got to be good for at least infinity dollars per annum, minimum. And what sort of fringe benefits would he get? I don't know - let's say lifetime dental, medical, and relocation allowance in the event of Armageddon? Being Lord and creator of the whole universe is a pretty good fringe benefit too, I suppose. "But what about tax? Oh God, the tax!" I hear you cry. Have no fear, because he has a crap load of expenses that he can write off his salary on. I mean he created everything right? You think he got all that raw material for free? Heck no! He had to pay for everything. And I mean everything. Let me tell you, when you write infinite expenses off against an infinite salary the results are impressive. But then there's depreciation to consider. How do you depreciate the universe? Would the Earth be considered as home office equipment or entertainment allowance?
Monday, July 17, 2006
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